Volume 14
Number 38

September 7, 2006
Thursday

Published daily 
for the many
Friends of Grace

The Greater Grace Daily OnLine Gazette 
is published by PokingFun Press UnLtd. of the mystical township of Grace, Washington
Not for the Humor-Impaired !
All rights are reserved but go ahead and copy anything you like at your own risk and forward any parts you like. Surprise! Not all material contained in this publication is original. Please pay special attention to the warning below.

WARNING:
 
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   The Daily Gazette may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly-sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor, or with irrational religious beliefs.
   If you are not the authorized or intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this material is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes a most irritating social faux pas.
   Rest assure that no animals, consultants or attorneys were harmed to any degree in the preparation or transmission of the Daily Gazette, although that mynah bird chattering away in the next office cubicle here in Grace Town Hall is living on borrowed time, let me tell you.


Address all correspondence to

Snail mail
P O Box 967
Grace Wa 98072

Phone
(425) 482-4076

Grace Town Hall

Electronic mail 
gazette@townofgrace.org

 

If you have friends (or the other kind) who you would like to be alerted when hot, new scoops are posted to the 
Daily Gazette
site, just forward yours and their names and e-mail addresses to
alert@townofgrace.org

Town Motto:
Having fun is serious
business


Co-publishers:
Hugo B. Jonsen and Terry Jarvis

Members of our extremely competent and well-trained staff include:

La Conner Fats
Ace Political Writer
and Chief Foreign Correspondent

S.R. Bronwyn
Chief Domestic Correspondent

Photography and Special Effects:

Jon Adams
Ian Gleadle
T. Snappy Jarvis

Comic Relief

Ken (Kan't Rite) Steacy - Illustrator for Life

Prufreeding and the like:

Not so's you'd notice

Occasional Contributors
(More always welcome)

Ms. Red Delicious - Food, mainly produce
Town Fugitive Patti Payne - Parking
Police Chief Don Fitz Jr. - Crime Fighter
Elsie Fats - Society and Advice
L.C. Fats - Education
L. "Slim" Fats - Sports
Sir L.L. Fats - Ethics
IdaBelle DeWitt - Gardening
Gustav T. Williger - Wine
Col. R.A. Matthews - Military Affairs
Clete (Smitty) Smith
"All Joking Aside" Contributors

Lois Hall
Nancy Martin
Roy Mangler Rainey
Tom Jones
Sharon Coyne
Ted Johns

Cheering Section

John Vandal Mix
Steve Dole-out Dolan
Carolyn Staley
Lucy Zellweger
Nora McAllister
Bobby Skinner
Tana Baumler
Gary Whitsell (Mayor for a Month- May 2004)

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