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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

Humor plays close to the big hot fire that is truth.  -- E.B. White

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?