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     "Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."   --Mark Twain

     "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"                                        --A congressional candidate in Texas.  

  "Your food stamps will be stopped effective in March because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances."
                                    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

    "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." -- a Florida State football coach, Bill Peterson

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