The Universal Laws of Pat Cashman 2006

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A partial list of the Universal Laws according to Pat Cashman, celebrated Saturday morning desk jockey heard on Grace public radio station, KGRC, voice of free Grace located at 777 on the AM dial and powered by no less than a 2.5-watt transmitter strategically situated high atop Plumber's Butte.

"Cashman's Law" deals with ultimate inevitability in everyday life. Consider it a postmodern Murphy's Law.

"Even if you have never had one in your life previously, a gigantic zit will appear on the tip of your nose on the most important day of your life -- such as your wedding, a job interview -- or your keynote address to the American Society of Dermatologists."

"The perfect singing performance that you achieve in the shower---can only be heard by you---and can never be duplicated outside of the shower in front of actual people. Especially if you are still naked."

"Despite the fact that there are perhaps more than a dozen checkout lines going at one time, the one that you choose at Costco will always be the slowest."

"Flat tires only happen at night when it is raining."

Any toy that requires assembly -- say, a swing set -- will take a minimum of five times longer to put together than it indicates on the box.

...and I got plenty more where that came from !